Once, a guy was dancing when MICHAEL JACKSON DANCED BESIDE HIM CAUSING everyone's mouth to drop so little children got kidnaped. Their parents didn't care, but suddenly out of the blue came an alien ship so then the townspeople of the city of Townsville called their most honored heroes of time and age, they were ending the sentence. BUT THEN the period blew up in an epic nuclear explosion causing Ness to appear and then he traps the explosion with his PSI making it implode on its self and then the Powerpuff Girls saved the day once again so Dslad wasn't involved with this. Since Ness is awesome, he moved a stick close to Lucas's foot with PSI and watched as Lucas tripped over a very small stick making Lucas look like an idiot and then Lucas cried. Ness decided to ignore him and find some pretty ladies for Sunday because Paula wasn’t hot enough, but then Paula showed up out of nowhere and read his mind and then said “I HAVE AIDS,” Thus making the happy happiest kidnap Paula again and then Ness had to go save her again. He called Jeff to come with him, and cause the game was already beaten they had to restart from the very beginning at level 1 and then Ness hit a dog with his baseball bat. His mom said "Good baby, it's time for me to call you're dad so I can steal his child support money!" and then We stopped talking about Ness so we could start talking about Lucas tripping over that stick so we could eventually get back to Ness again. Poo then came by and actually forgot to go to the bathroom so he could take a poo and then Poo got taken back to his country again. Lucas was scared, so he pulled out a PDA so he could send a message to his dad but someone appeared and shot the PDA and it shattered to bits and then Lucas cried again. The person who shot Lucas's PDA was the Sniper from Team Fortress 2! then a spy came up and appeared to be Solid Snake! but because the game's on max difficulty and snake is seen by Lucas by a mile away, snake get's an auto game over and so my mom ate 50,000 Extra Large Pizzas! so then she got really fat. SMF's mom then was killed by a starving weasel who always shouted out "I AM WEASEL!" But this time, his speech was cut off by a giant fart that was by a can of root beer, so it turned into diarrhea, which is gross so Ness covered his hands, ran off, and threw up, causing A massive Time skip ... that was somehow linked to the Barf by Jak Sim, but unfortunately died from HEART CANCER! So then Some random guy called John ran up to poor Jak, who was at the hospital but he was slowly dying, so John had a good idea to cheer him up. John decided to sing a song of his life that got flipped, turned upside down, but then Protoman showed up and DANCED ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE TO FIND GODZILLA DESTROYING THE CITY! But this didn't make sense so GameLord rushes in, blows up the city, and runs off leaving one Japanese businessman in the middle of the wreckage going "OH GOJIRA!", but a monkey farted, thus causing nothing that interesting to happen. But then, K.K. Slider came by, and he broke his guitar, so he bought some drums. He then died from AIDS, so his ghost bought an electric guitar. His ghost became a spirit of rock and worked as a super hero who pwned people with his awesome Powers of Rock and Roll but then Awesome Man came and ate cereal but suddenly the cereal detonated, causing a massive cataclysmic nuclear explosion that annihilated half the world causing a massive nuclear winter so Jeff of the earthbound world time traveled to stop KK. Slider from dying thus THE RUNAWAY FIVE APPEARED and they played this kick-ass song that Jeff decided to listen to instead of saving K.K. Slider. So Lyn out of nowhere slashed jeff with her sword and said "Watch my Blade!" and then Yoshi came up and ate Jeff then Luigi said "I Hope he had lots-a spaghetti!" and then Ike was like "I fight for my friends... I also take crack and heroine!" and then Bill Cosby came and started talking about Jazz music, creating sonic waves that blew up the RP. Only it wasn't so then he needed a superior grade, so his level could be over 9000 and then he could do the Falcon Punch! and then he should be able to defeat Sheng Long! So he trained in Judo under Captain Jean-Luc Picard, who had that one ringtone song keep playing, so he did the Chicken Dance which lead to him getting sent back to hell, so he yelled "PINGAS!" which caused Luigi to become Mama Luigi so Ness accidently attacked Weegee which caused World War III. Ness got PWNed by Soviet Russia which was on the rise again so then the world was doomed and Jackie Chan lived in a coma for about five seconds, then woke up and used a wet noodle to murder a deranged beetle, who was trying to raise an army of undead food items that were gonna Rick Roll the entire United States because they felt like it so then everyone was Rick Rolled by someone else. They then all stood in a line and did the Caramelldansen until the fad was ruined when they made a Hannah Montana version of it, so everyone sang you get the best of both worlds so everyone became all weird and stuff Except for a rebel group who liked Metal Music so they rose up against the Hannah Montana fanboy/girls to write Yaoi Fan-fictions about Bill Cosby and Rammstein, which disintegrated Hanna Montana, which preceded the rise of Giygas, The World Destroyer! Ness then had a birthday party and invited all of his friends, but Giygas shot a gamma ray burst at ness, causing ness to have to cancel his party and battle. But since he didn't know Pray, Ness got blown back fives minutes before the shot, thus killing him. It made everyone very happy that Ness died, we then got back to Lucas's story because ness had a gameover and he need's to restart his game, so Lucas tripped over another stick. Claus then goes all blank because he wanna keep his helmet sword and gun, becuase Giygas won't let him keep it, so Giygas had a tea party. Pokey...