Journal meme: Superhero
did it, now I must.SUPER HERO TAG!!!!!
1) If you could have one type of candy every time you snapped your fingers, what candy would it be?
Gummi worms. So many applications other than eating...
2) If every time you sneezed, lightning struck your ex… Would you try not to sneeze or just let it happen?
*Has no ex* DOES NOT COMPUTE.
3) If you had a monkey’s tail, would you be more likely to hang from trees with it or use it to reach the remote control?
Ew... Monkey's tail... Gimmie a fox tail instead. Not as dexterous, but it looks awesome.
4) If you could speak to animals, which animal would you speak to first?
Birds. I could have an outdoor information network and NO ONE could escape my watch...
5) Would you love having the ability to read minds or would you curse having the ability?
I would abuse that power any moment I could. Give it to me.
6) If you could breathe fire every time you got upset, would your house still be standing?
Yes, because I'd be a bit careful where I'd direct it. Other people, however, that may be different.
7) If you had the ability to transform your appearance to look like one of your friends, would you try to hear what your best friend really thinks about you?
No. They'd all figure me out pretty quickly. I'm too nice compared to everyone else.
8) If you had the ability to magically poof into any room, would you bother walking through doors anymore?
I'd never use that ability unless I really need it, such as being a ninja or when trapped in a room. I like going in conventionally.
9) If you could create a delicious feast by clapping your hands, would you solve world hunger, Or would you just keep the ability secret and make food only for your family?
Giving food to others would cause more problems than it would solve. I'd sell it.
10) Would you rather have rockets for legs, or wish-granting toilet plungers for arms?
I'm not too fond of implants. Neither.
11) If you could speak to any house-hold object what would it be?
My Dragon Amulet. That would be awesome.
12) If a traveling salesman gave you a hat that would make your dreams come true, would you wear the hat, if you knew that your life would go back to normal if you ever took the hat off?
Dreams never turn out the way you want them to be, and if you get those dreams for free, it's just not worthwhile... I'd rather not.
Plus, my head's too big to fit any hat.
13) If a wizard offered you the ability to make anyone attracted to you by winking at them, would you keep the ability if you developed a nervous twitch that made you wink randomly?
Even without the twitch, that would create a fuckload of problems. Give that to someone else.
14) Would you rather have permanent electrified handshakes or permanent horrible-itch creating hugs?
Shocking handshakes, for sure.
15) Would you rather have the ability to run to the bathroom at the speed of light or the ability to do back flips all the way to the refrigerator?
Backflips. Duh.
16) Would you want the ability to make everything you touch smell like lilacs?
Fuck no. That's stupid. I don't like lilac smell.
17) If you had the ability to fill the mouths of all annoying people with jelly, would you use it once or every time they spoke?
EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY SPOKE.
18) If every time you sang, everyone around you broke into song and dance, would you sing anymore?
Hell yeah I would. Dance, fools, dance...
19) Would you want amazing speed, if it meant your feet had to be constantly engulfed in painless fire?
Painless fire? Sure.
20) If every time you yawned, flip flops rained from the sky, would you try to yawn as much as possible?
The hell? Well, whether I try or not, the world would drown in flip flops in a matter of days.
21) Would you want a butt that could cure disease every time you mooned someone?
I'm a believer in disease being the remedy for overpopulation. I'll leave my pants on, unless my butt could CAUSE disease...
22) If you could make someone fall in love with you, just by telling them “Before I go anywhere I fill my shoes with Jello” Would you say it?
I'd have my uses, yes... I'd probably say that without the power, too.
23) If you could mesmerize the opposite sex, by playing hopscotch and patty-cake, would you?
Again, too many problems. I'll pass that one.
24) Would you rather have the ability to materialize sonic slushies with your mind or the ability jump 20 feet in the air?
20 feet. Ninja skill > food.
25) If you woke up to realize that all of the dreams/nightmares you had while sleeping, had come true…would you be afraid to go to sleep after that?
I think I'd sleep more often. I'm immune to nightmares.
26) If thinking happy thoughts could make you fly, what would thinking sad thoughts make you do?
Fire and brimstone. Fire and brimstone would come up from the ground for a moment, then something will catch fire and I'd be fine again.
27) If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
Wishes are corrupted far too easily, but if you insist...
1. Psionic abilities.
2. The ability to cast a Fireball at will.
3. A lightsaber.
28) If you could do any daily activity in your sleep, what would it be?
Mow the lawn. I could start a service without losing any sleep!
29) If you found a car that ran on ice cream, would you buy it?
No! My ice cream!
30) Would you want a revolving closet, infinite in size, so your clothes would never be out of place?
If the infinite thing extended beyond clothes, and that clothes were auto-folded, hell yeah.
31) Would you want the ability to smell things that are miles away?
Ew... no.
32) If someone told you that, “if you walk on your hands you will live years longer,” would you do it?
Probably not.
33) Would you rather look like you were 19 until you were 45, then suddenly look 60, or look as old as you are throughout your life?
I'll take the normal aging, thanks.
34) Would you rather have a car that could speak to you, or a car that could drive 150mph and only use a drop of gas?
150 for a drop please.
35) If you could fly only, when you’re wearing nothing but your underwear, would you fly anytime you wanted or just at night?
Anytime, but only if "underwear" is taken literally. Then technically everything is underwear because you can wear pretty much anything under a different piece.
36) If you knew the world would be in peace as long as you kept dancing wildly in the streets, would you?
Peace is overrated. I'd dance when I got bored of it, though.
37) Would you rather have earth shaking laughter or explosive tears?
Earthquake laugh.
38) Would you rather be very strong or have a rubber-like flexibility?
Rubber-men are gay. Strength, please.
39) If you could hypnotize anyone on earth, who would it be and what would you make them do?
Oh! Reggie Flis-Ame and tell him to get Mother 3 to US shores and advocate Mother 4 to be produced.
40) If you could leave someone in an embarrassing situation, who would it be and what would the situation be?
I'm too good-aligned. I'll pass that up.
41) If you could make something appear magically right now, what would it be?
A small, lightweight device that could make anything magically appear so I can use it more than once.
42) If trees could talk, what do you think they would say?
"I'MA CHARGIN' MAH LAZORS! (with photosynthesis!)"
43) If you could instantly transport yourself anywhere right now, where would it be?
Osaka, Japan. Stay with family there and go do fun stuff. and attend a better school. Maybe.
44) Would you rather be able to never forget or only remember a little bit of everything, but always find 50 dollars when you do?
Mind over matter. Perfect memory.
45) If you could get the excitement of a roller coaster in everyday activities, would you?
Nah. That would make everything boring after a while.
46) If you could have any power you wanted what would it be?
Telekinesis. No questions asked.
47) If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
...Ranel.
48) Who would be your sidekick, what would their superhero name be, and what would their power be?
I would not have a sidekick, but a network of animal and insect intelligence. No one shall be able to hide!
49) Who do you tag?
Hm...
Mesmerized
Distressed
